on September 27, 2016
A girl. A guy. And a talking peen.
Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that.
Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won’t just walk up to you.
But what if she does?
Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?
This Romantic Comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, shouting at the pages and looking for a shot glass of your own.
After a breakup with a total douche, Holly gets blindsided by her friend Jayne when she sets her up on an impromptu blind date. The best part is that it’s Halloween and she’s dressed up as a slutty nurse. The only thing that she knows about her blind date is that he is dressed up as a doctor.
Matthew is out with his brothers, fresh from work in his scrubs after a shift as a Physicians Assistant at a hospital. When a tipsy, sexy nurse mistakes him for her blind date he finds himself in a bit of a predicament. On the one hand he hasn’t had a date, sex, etc in a long time and she’s hot. On the other hand, she’s supposed to be meeting someone else. The backdrop of a case of mistaken identity makes for such a hysterical set-up between two unlikely people totally meant for each other.
Holly was hysterical. She was still mourning the loss of her last relationship and pretty much is the epitome of any girl who’s had her heart broken. She also lacks no filter, at times which made her even more funny. Her inner voice was also endearing and made her completely relatable.
“Come on, Matthew,” she says in a breathy voice. “Tell me what dirty things you want to do to me.”
“I’m…” Shit. I suck at this. I’ve never done anything like this before. “I’m…I’m going to have sex with you.”
“You can do better than that.” She uses a sugary, baby-like voice, urging me to go dirtier. “Say what you really want to do to me.”
Peen, a little help.
Say fuck. That’s real dirty.
“I’m gonna fuck you.” My shirt comes off and she presses her bare breasts against my chest. The dirty talk works.
Say you’re gonna fuck her really hard.
“I’m gonna fuck you real hard.” She hooks her thumb into her thong, lifts her hips and slides down her last article of clothing. Peen knows his shit.”
Matthew was absolutely the heart of this book. He was such an adorable nerd-he’s a bonafide Jeopardy-geek. He’s the youngest of his family and usually picked on, so I think it may have left him with a bit of a complex. He’s also bit clueless or slow on the uptake in certain situations that lead to more awkward scenes, albeit they are laugh out loud situations, it just made me love him more. But he’s also so caring and will have you swooning-even when he carries on conversations with his peen (it sounds strange, I know but it’s executed well). And, he’s probably the most un-sexiest dirty talker, but it’s still so funny that you let it go anyways.
Holly and Matthew are magical together. They are awkward, silly, ridiculous, funny adorable, and hot all at the same time. They give you the first date flutters, the smiles, and the hopes that they find their HEA. I swear, I laughed and smiled throughout this book so much that at one point, I actually woke up my husband.
This was my first read by Ryan Ringbloom and I am totally in “like” (inside book joke) with her writing. This book was so much fun to read that I literally breezed right through it. Also, all the secondary characters just added more fun and hilarity to this book
“One night you walked up to me, thinking I was someone else, and my life changed forever. I was hooked from that very first moment. And the second time I saw you, I knew I didn’t stand a two-night one-night chance.”
My only selfish complaint? I seriously could’ve read a book twice as long as this one with Holly and Matthew and not gotten bored. I wish The Two-Night One-Night Stand was a wee bit longer as I didn’t want it to end! Definitely grab this one if you want a fun, sweet romance. This is a great rom-com!! I can’t wait to read the next one-is it 2017 yet?