on May 20, 2014
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
When I first saw the blurb for Taint I was so ungodly excited, it wasn’t even funny! I have always loved S.L.’s books and Taint sounded like it was going to be totally different than not only her previous books but also completely different from any of those books that were out there. A hot guy that seems like he’s going to be a total arrogant assbag that teaches women who apparently can’t f*ck how they can please their husbands! SCORE!
Justice Drake definitely seemed like a total assbag in the beginning. I could tell that there was something a little more to him, his reasons for teaching this course…for not having a woman of his own. A bit mysterious. I enjoyed all of his lessons and I thought the women were hilarious with how shocked they were by his demeanor and his ‘crude’ words.
Although I loved his lessons I wasn’t expecting this supposed arrogant, crude, asshole of a man to have complete and utter insta-love with one of the housewives. If you know me and my reading style, I totally do NOT shy away from insta-love. I have absolutely no problem with it at all…if I feel a connection between the characters and can believe it. I honestly could not see the connection between Justice and Ally. I desperately wanted to feel that jolt of the heart that I usually feel with the ultimate book romances but I just couldn’t find it.
Insta-love and misconnection aside, I thought the background of the story had a totally interesting concept, it’s what originally drew me to the story in the first place. I enjoyed all the dirty lessons with the women and found myself laughing and smirking a few times throughout the story.
Other books by S.L. Jennings